Pixel Watch 3 gets FDA approval to alert you if you’re dying
(arstechnica.com)
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But you’ll have to wait a bit longer to turn the feature on.
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does it detect if I’m dying inside?
“scanning…you do have a pulse, indicating you’re alive, your heart will at some point stop which means you are in the process of dying.”
“WARNING YOU ARE DYING REEEEEE!”
If it does it with the H.E.V. Suit voice, that’s fine I guess
“Major fracture detected.”
“Emergency. User death imminent.”
Mine told me to breathe the other day. Bitch, I am breathing.
They say that even in battery saver mode, the watch can only last about 36 hours before needing recharge.
androidauthority.com/google-pixel-watch-3-battery…
I can literally live longer than that without food or water (though not recommended), so why on earth would anyone trust a device that literally dies faster than a human to tell them if they’re dying?
Most people die within range of charging.
Memento Mori
Standalone or gtfo.